We started drinking and BBQ for Shawn's birthday @ 5pm. I was playing bartender and I can make a mean Pina Coloda...spelling is off but who gives a shit.
I'm tired and I'm sleepy and I am going to bed. But first I have to tell ya that Mikc, my boy, my friend who goes shopping with me all the tiime...he kept hanging out with me all evening so I had to lay it on him....I'm so bad.
The doctor wants to take me to Martha's Vineyard in 2 weeks...it's on baby!!! He's cool.
I pushed Michelle down tonight...she was being stupid and everyone knows I don't tolerate stupidity...I know my behaviour was sophomoric, but I can only take so much her trying to tell me to not drink.
Noah told me that he wants to have babies...I told him that surgery is going to cost him lots and I could recommend a good Dr!!!
Kenny--I didn't get back to you the other night because I was busy shopping with my girls and you know how we do! Trish told the Manager in Victoria's Secret that I was shopping for Angelina Jolie & I was her stylist and she told her that we wanted to shop without anyone in the store...would you believe those idiots believed that slut?!!! That has to be the funniest shit that she's pulled in a long time. We did some damage...I tried to explained to Trish that Angelina Jolie is not one to wear much lingerie...I could be wrong!!!
I'm feeling like I'm going upchuck again...I shouldn't mix Coconut rum with Beer...
It's midnight...I'm going to bed!!!
