It's no secret that I hate people who cheat on their significant other. Haven sent me this because she found it funny. This is vindication :) I love it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLaCUYtmGHw
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Today I went to my doctor. This is the same doctor that basically diagnosed me with AML years ago, mind you. I got lucky because there was a cancellation and I was able to get in and be seen. Lately, I've been going to the doctor in which my friend Lisa practices under. So it has been a while since I've seen Dr. Dale.
I told him that in the past six months I've had several sore throats, colds, and lots of fatigue. He said that all of my lymph nodes were swollen. When I thought he was just 'feeling me up' he was actually trying to see if my spleen was swollen. The look on his face was the same sad look he had when he told me that I had to be seen by an Oncologist. He sent me to this very cold waiting room while I read Family Circle magazine 3x's cover to cover and I still can't tell you anything about any of the articles!! The same fear I had before was back. The butcher/nurse that took my blood said it was fine for me to leave and the doctor would be in touch. So, I drove home. No music. Just driving. I passed cars but I saw nothing. I was numb.
Before I got to my garage it was Dr. Dale's office. They told me to come back to the office. My parents who assumed I would be in SC by now were in McLean. I called my grandmother. She met me @ the dr's office with my aunt Cornelia and Charles aka pawpaw's keeper!
We went in immeadiatly. We heard the nurse tell the doctor that I was back. I was still numb and my knees that which were shaking had to be held by my grandmother because my fear was so visible. I wanted to cry but I knew I couldn't I didn't have the diagnosis. In my heart of hearts I knew it was back. Finally, Dr. Dale came in and told me the news.
I thought I was going to die. Die because I was relieved. He told me that I had Mono! The AML WAS NOT BACK!!! He said that it's likely that I picked this up because my immune system is weak. My grandmother and I couldn't stop hugging because we were so relieved. He says that it's likely that I got Mono from a student at school. Most dirty college kids have it and it keeps spreading from person to person. I got it because my body is still weak from AML. The treatments compromised my immune system.
Atleast now I know I'm not lazy. I have the sore throats for a reason. I get the "You're always sick" from everyone which at times saddens me, but nothing makes me more sad than fighting a losing battle.
So I'll take Mono. I'll take it anyday!!!
I told him that in the past six months I've had several sore throats, colds, and lots of fatigue. He said that all of my lymph nodes were swollen. When I thought he was just 'feeling me up' he was actually trying to see if my spleen was swollen. The look on his face was the same sad look he had when he told me that I had to be seen by an Oncologist. He sent me to this very cold waiting room while I read Family Circle magazine 3x's cover to cover and I still can't tell you anything about any of the articles!! The same fear I had before was back. The butcher/nurse that took my blood said it was fine for me to leave and the doctor would be in touch. So, I drove home. No music. Just driving. I passed cars but I saw nothing. I was numb.
Before I got to my garage it was Dr. Dale's office. They told me to come back to the office. My parents who assumed I would be in SC by now were in McLean. I called my grandmother. She met me @ the dr's office with my aunt Cornelia and Charles aka pawpaw's keeper!
We went in immeadiatly. We heard the nurse tell the doctor that I was back. I was still numb and my knees that which were shaking had to be held by my grandmother because my fear was so visible. I wanted to cry but I knew I couldn't I didn't have the diagnosis. In my heart of hearts I knew it was back. Finally, Dr. Dale came in and told me the news.
I thought I was going to die. Die because I was relieved. He told me that I had Mono! The AML WAS NOT BACK!!! He said that it's likely that I picked this up because my immune system is weak. My grandmother and I couldn't stop hugging because we were so relieved. He says that it's likely that I got Mono from a student at school. Most dirty college kids have it and it keeps spreading from person to person. I got it because my body is still weak from AML. The treatments compromised my immune system.
Atleast now I know I'm not lazy. I have the sore throats for a reason. I get the "You're always sick" from everyone which at times saddens me, but nothing makes me more sad than fighting a losing battle.
So I'll take Mono. I'll take it anyday!!!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Happy 3rd Birthday Blogger!
It's my blog's third birthday!
Being the committment phobe that I am
I'm surprised I stuck it out this long!
Thanks for numerous reasons.
One to include my extreme naivete
to the asshole nature of 90% of the population
of men in VA.
They have provided me with great material.
Thanks to girlfriends in which are ho'cakes
for being just that!
Thanks to my parents for making me become such a artsy junkie!
Happy Birthday Blog!
I'm Not Going To Jail!
I thought I was going to be sharing a cell with Nicole Ritchie but nearly $1200 later, I'm a free woman! I had to go to court for my speeding ticket and it wasn't pretty nor was it fun. I was shaking in my heels. I didn't fit in with those dirty criminals and it was obvious.
I could have easily had this ticket 'lost' if I wanted because Super Trooper was hitting on me. He walked out of the court room with me because I was the last case because of my last name. Yep...this could have all been written off if I had been wearing the cute trapeze dress the day I got the ticket!!! Yep, he was very nice & pleasant even saying "bless you" everytime I sneezed because I have a cold from hell. What I thought was getting better, isn't. It's hard to swallow and I'm congested. Beautiful, right?! And Vitamin C does not prevent colds. FYI.
I'm recruiting someone to go down to Myrtle Beach with me for a few days to soak up the sun. Becca is a no go. Looks like I'll be calling Michelle.
I could have easily had this ticket 'lost' if I wanted because Super Trooper was hitting on me. He walked out of the court room with me because I was the last case because of my last name. Yep...this could have all been written off if I had been wearing the cute trapeze dress the day I got the ticket!!! Yep, he was very nice & pleasant even saying "bless you" everytime I sneezed because I have a cold from hell. What I thought was getting better, isn't. It's hard to swallow and I'm congested. Beautiful, right?! And Vitamin C does not prevent colds. FYI.
I'm recruiting someone to go down to Myrtle Beach with me for a few days to soak up the sun. Becca is a no go. Looks like I'll be calling Michelle.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Happy Birthday Marisa Alexis
Look for her on a billboard in Times Square in the coming years!!!
Happy 14th Birthday to America's Next Top Model
Happy 14th Birthday to America's Next Top Model
Hillary '08
"I was deeply moved by Maya's words. She never ceases to amaze me by her brilliance," said Clinton. "I have known Maya for many years and have been honored by her friendship. I'm thrilled to have her support in my campaign."
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
The Epitome of Style!
An elite invite
from
Mercedes-Benz
Mercedes-Benz
to
Fashion Week 2007
where
top designers
are debuting their
2008 Spring line
came in the mail for me today :)
NYC
Bryant Park
September 2007
I am allowed to bring a guest.
Who will I invite?
And
Who will walk away
with
a
Gift bag worth over
2k?
Envy me much?
You should!
Monday, July 16, 2007
Observation of the Day
Observation of the day...MY WALK
It's more of a strut really.
There is definitely a swishing back and forth of my hips.
A definite jiggle to the bosom. (could be the bra, but I'm going to take all the credit anyway)
A certain confidence in the swing of my arms and the placement of my shoulders.
Stick me in heels and a skirt, forget about it.
I need my own soundtrack.
I wonder what my song would be.
Suggestions? Thoughts?
It's more of a strut really.
There is definitely a swishing back and forth of my hips.
A definite jiggle to the bosom. (could be the bra, but I'm going to take all the credit anyway)
A certain confidence in the swing of my arms and the placement of my shoulders.
Stick me in heels and a skirt, forget about it.
I need my own soundtrack.
I wonder what my song would be.
Suggestions? Thoughts?
Geeked Out
Check out this four minute preview of NBC'S Bionic Woman debuting in Sept.
I'm stoked! Looks soooooo good!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg6sMifhYDI
I'm stoked! Looks soooooo good!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg6sMifhYDI
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Just an Update
I'm doing much better. What a difference two weeks makes :)
I'm working out again, after the fall--I stopped. I should be my goal weight in a few weeks?!
Summer is here and I love it! It's been a hot summer & I thrive in it. My tan is looking good.
More later!!!
I'm working out again, after the fall--I stopped. I should be my goal weight in a few weeks?!
Summer is here and I love it! It's been a hot summer & I thrive in it. My tan is looking good.
More later!!!
This May Help You Get More @ss!
STUPID THINGS THAT MEN DO:
2. Being jealous - Of all the traits, this one is the absolute fucking worst, it is insecurity at it’s ugliest. It’s human nature to be attracted to other people, get over it. If you are a real man, you don’t need to worry about your girl leaving you. Trying to fight every guy in the bar that says hi to your girl makes you a douchebag, not a hero.
3. Being a slob – Guess what fellas, bringing a girl home to your roach infested apartment, your fridge with nothing but Milwaukee’s Best, smelling like your pet dog and your Scarface poster on the wall isn’t the way to impress a lady. Believe it or not, having to sweep cheet-os off your bed is a huge turn off.
4. Having no style – You don’t need to drop $800 at the Armani Exchange to look good. Unless you’re a college freshman, lose the fucking ball cap, flip flops and “I love lesbians” t-shirt. Groom yourself, take care of your skin, your nails and pluck the goddamn unibrow. Under NO circumstances should you wear a cheesy gold necklace on the outside of your shirt..Vinnie.
5. Bragging – Ugh, if you are the shit, people will figure it out on their own, you don’t need to constantly tell them why you are the shit. If you need to remind people why you are cool…you aren’t.
Take Notes Fellas!!!
My Neighbor's Security System
How To Install A Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Work Boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition. Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bull's -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it,but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Work Boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition. Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bull's -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it,but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
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