Thursday, March 23, 2006

It's Thursday Already!!!

Isaiah has a game tonight :) He's back to playing baseball! I'm so excited. Chandler is playing this year too!!! I never would have imagined that I'd say CHANDLER IS PLAYING T BALL TONIGHT. He sure fooled his doctors.

I have dance class and then I'm going to Isaiah's game. Anthony and Kellie were coming over for dinner, it's his birthday but I had to reschedule because the boys are playing ball tonight! So Sunday night it's dinner @ Amaya's.

I'm in a great mood...I think it's because the sun is shining and it feels a lot like spring :) I love days like this.

Talked to dad earlier, he's feeling great. So everyone that is praying, don't stop!!!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

My Kenny

Happy Birthday!!!

I can't believe you're metamorphasizing into the strong man that I've come to love! And here you are turning 24!

We met while you and were in DC right out of school. I remember the Britney concert and how much you loved, fantasized about her. I remember how you hooked up with another chic that night. Remember how I pretended to not be jealous?! I told you that your girlfriend had a fat face so we nicknamed her 'fat face' and the name stuck! She went off to help Kerry lose the presidency and gained tons of weight and got a horrible hair cut when she came back and from there she was not cool to us!!! Ahhh....we're bad!

Remember the nights of pampering? I needed a getaway you sent Isaiah and I out of town and we got whatever we wanted and put it on your tab!! $10 bottled water and exspensive desserts!

I remember the NOBODYS PERFECT book that you gave me by the girls from The Batchelor that I was obsessed with at the time. I still have every handwritten letter from you along with every gift you've ever given me.

Remember how you helped me in May? Remember how my heart just jaded and my world crashed? But you were there and you lifted my pain. Whenever I cried, you cried. You would tell me "You got to stop crying, you're breaking my heart" I'll never forget how awesome you were then and are now.

Remember the time I told your mother that you and I were engaged? Remember how she almost had a coronary?!

Remember the time Lisa saved your life?! You thought you were dying but she convinced you otherwise!!!

I remember all the times that you were there for me when dad was sick or something traumatic went down.

Do you know how much Isaiah Chandler Emma Kennedy and I love you???

Remember that time you asked "How do I impress you Amaya" and I said "You don't"...I lied!!!

I hope you have the best birthday ever. I want you to know that I am so proud of you. I'm so happy that you're going to be a millionaire by the time you're 30!!! I love you Kenny. Know that.

Happy Birthday :)

P.S. I love your baby face!!!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Everchanging Uncertainties

Basically my life has been turned upside down. Haven & Mom were told to start planning my dad's funerel. His doctors do not expect him to live much longer. We were given that news on Friday. As you can imagine we're all really shocked and distraught. At 58 he also has early signs of Alzheimers Disease. Probable cause is his medicines. I've been crying everyday since then and I've made a couple of life altering decisions already...such as moving back home to Mclean. And leaving my position. Everyone knows just how much I love my job...but you also know that I'm a daddy's girl and he's my everything. I can't even imagine my life without my dad. How could I ever imagine life without his wink and his hugs and his nightly phone calls. I refuse to deal with this bullshit right now. So we're all planning our vacation!

Summer is coming early for us this year :) I can't wait. I can't wait to spend time with dad...I can't wait to be on the tennis court with him again. He's amazing. He's great. He's my rock. And he's my glue.

I haven't had time for much lately. I'm always tired and always moody. I've only found one fix and it has kept me from crying for 2 entire hours and it really did calm me. Just like before. As always. Some things never change. Did I really expect anything less though. "IT" always was soothing, comforting and there. The best I ever had. Or never had...

Thursday, March 16, 2006

My Dream fucks

These are the men I want to fuck...in no particular order :)


1)Patrick Dempsey from Grey's
2)T.R. Knight from Grey's
3)Mathew McCaunghey
4)Anderson Cooper
5)Simon Cowell
6)Maurice Bernard from General Hospital
7)Billy Currington
8)Christ Doughtery from American Idol
9)Terry Moran
10)Enrique Iglesias with the mole

Monday, March 13, 2006

I got sunshine!

We are having the best weather ever! 82 degrees feels like summer to me. I made Emma breakfast and then we went to Kennedy's for a playdate. The girls played on Kennedy's swing and jungle gym while Lisa and I washed our cars in shorts and tee shirts, flip flops and sunglasses. I figured a bikini would be too much!!! The girls ate lunch together, Uncrustables with grape jelly and Apple Juice. Then it was time to part ways...As always they scream bloody murder and kick you while the neighbors look at you as if you're kidnapping the kid! It was long until we were in the car on our way home that Emma fell right off to dreamland! The silence was amazing.

My workout this am was awesome. I feel soo much better when I work out. With Spring around the corner I my workouts will be more frequent! I love this flip flop weather. I thrive in it.

I've been sooo tired lately. Last night I even went to bed without watching Grey's Anatomy.

Saturday night we saw 'Failure to Launch' and it's the cutest movie. I loved it. Mathew McCaunhey (Sp) was sexy as ever and Sarah Jessica Parker was just as cute. The movie was good...very predictable but nothing compares to seeing Terry Bradshaw's big white ass flash across the screen. I should mention that the drunk depressed roomate of Paula (SJP) was very funny. She wasn't pretty with her 80's bangs and 80's hoop earrings but she was hilarious! Everyone should see it.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Thursday

I am soooooooooooooooooo exhausted! I stayed up late last night and had a wonderful conversation with an Old friend :)

Woke up at 8 after getting about 6 hours of sleep to Emma telling me to wake up!
We played, ate breakfast, then went to my brother's house. We got there and it was such a nice day here that we went to the park. Emma rode her bike while my brother and I walked behind her. She's sooooooo cute. She was singing and riding her bike the entire time and would even stop along the route to pick up a few rocks to put in her basket. How cute, eh?!

American Idol is coming on in a few...going to watch that and cheer on Chris, Ace & the crazy guy that has the bad twitch--Taylor!

Isaiah, Chan & I are going to pick out Kites tommorrow. The boys are obsessed with anything that flys. My only question is...where do I buy a kite??? Dicks sporting goods?

My 10 year reunion is going to be held in July. I'm helping to put it together since I'm probably the only person that still lives in VA!!! I can't wait though. I feel like I have to train for the Olympics!!! That reminds me...I do need a date to that too. Any takers???

Dance class with Santos tommmorrow. Soooooooooo excited!!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Quotes of the Week

"You love me like a brother?! Ouch! That stung"--Kenny when discussing 'us'

"Should you wear pink on the RED carpet?" --"L" & I discussing my obsession with the Oscars and fashion.

"Amaya I'm really upset by this meeting of her. She didn't even have a waist. If she wasn't going to have a beautiful face she should have atleast had a good body. I'm not even sure if she has good acting skills anymore."
--Dad dissapointed after seeing and working out alongside Renee Zellwegger, his favorite actress.

"I will charter a jet and go after my girl"--Kenny on rescueing Emma in Puerto Rico

"I am sorry for making fun of your 'friend' Mark. He did afterall get you drunk, take you to a strip club, look down your shirt at your tits and you ended up with him in a hotel room." -Grant justifying why he made fun of Mark.

"Grant, it's going to take roses in Pink, White, Yellow... oh and Lavendar to make up for calling Mark a loser. And Godiva Passion fruit truffles and don't forget about the the Andre Chreky gift card and then I'll consider forgiving you, mm K?" --Becca milking Grant after he apologized for calling Mark a loser while going into Starbucks.

Me after leaving Starbucks and reflecting: "If Grant thinks that he is going to get you four dozen roses, passion fruit truffles and an Andre Chreky gift card--he's in for a rude awakening!"
Becca: "Don't mess this up for me, My!"

Kenny: "I don't like that guy, Maya" (talking about E in Chi town)
Amaya: "Kenny! You don't like any of my guy friends"!
Kenny: "This is true."

"Don't do it, baby" --T, on the phone chatting when I told him I missed E in Chi town.

Haven: "I'm meeting Joey for lunch"
Me: "Joey wants you to get it on with his swinging wife"
Haven: "Ewww!"
Me: Giggle, snicker, giggle
Haven: "Hey, if this is what it takes for me to lose my appetite, I'll call you everyday during my lunch hour!"

Brian Bradley: "Hey girl! What time are you getting off?
Me: "After my 6 pm meeting"
BB: "Mmm, Can I watch?"
Me: 'Huh'?
BB: "I want to watch you get off" haha
Me: "Not in this lifetime" after throwing my GolfStyles magazine at the perv

"Hello Gorgeous" 21 month old Kennedy when her mother told her I wanted to talk to her on the phone

"You've been eating Doritos, Sheesh! Thats not good"--Me to the Korean dry cleaning lady with bad breath

Random IM from Britney--BrokeAsses Ex she stalks me.
"I thought about you the other day and decided to read your blog page.. happened to come across that i was a lying cunt. LOL. hilarious. have a good one, gullible."
Me: I'm sure you think of me a lot. It's been 2 years I fucked him a thousand times. Get over me already. Michael must have told you that we're hanging out again!

"Little Mama, One Wish by Ray J is our song"--Grant being mushy
"Look at what you do to me! --Grant showing me his hard on, uh huh!

"Theres my girl" --Ryan when he answered his phone during Spring Training!

Me: "Everyone makes fun of poor Mark"
Becca: "Because they don't know him"
Me: "Perhaps they're all on to something, Steve, Kenny and now Grant can't all be wrong"
Becca: "They've never seen his body or his eyes"
Me: "True"

Cute Attorney: OK, if the platinum locks, tan skin and killer curves were not enough . . .the Playboy tat?!
Me: Getting Pissed!
Attorney: Some guys go for your kind of look I guess
Me: Stomping my feet
Attorney -- I am SOOOO one of those guys!

Me: Singing "I'm in love with a stripper"
Grandma: "Thats a dirty song"
Me: "I'm in love with a stripper"
Grandma: "I'm going to tell your father!"
Me: trying to catch air after laughing so hard "QUIT IT, You kill me"
Grandma: "I won't kill you, but your father will"
Me: After picking myself up off the dining room table "You can be my stripper" while running away from her and her dry dish towel.

Becca: "Isn't Charles handsome?"
Me: "Yeah, he is now that he's modern"
Becca: "What do you mean?"
Me: "The guy had hair that was growing from his ears and had big Sally Jesse Rapheal glasses, he was a dork!"
Becca & Me: In unison: Giggle, Giggle, haha haha, can't breathe and she rolls off the big bed falling 3 feet atleast, the ground onto my heels hitting her in the forehead!


Rick:"Who would you prefer, McDreamy or McSteamy?"
Me: "You-- McSexy"
Rick: "Okay, McHottie, I'm Sorry but he's not an option"
Rick and I obsessed with Grey's Anatomy so much that we've came up with our own names, he's 'McSexy' who has a lovely girlfriend and I am 'McHottie' who drools over him!.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

I'm a high roller!

Becca & I had dinner with Security guy that we'll call "L" on Thursday.. It was a fun night until he locked his keys in his car. Of course more than one guy said that it was a ploy to stay with us! Haha. Not very smooth. After I said a quick prayer to God begging him not to let me have to let this guy stay the night, he was able to pop the locks with a metal wire that he slid through the cracks of a window. Pretty ghetto fabulous. On with it...
We met up with "L" at 8 o'clock. He was looking very GQ in his distressed jeans and Oatmeal Eddie Bauer sweater with a off color Oxford underneath and brown boots. His hair was the way I like it...messy and spikey. His face was freshly shaven and his eyes the color of cold saphires. His smile was very young and innocent. Becca described him as GAP boy. To me, he's better than that. He's got depth. He's got range. He lives in a loft on a river and Kayaks as often as possible. Does not watch tv, only reads. He reads because growing up as the son of a preacher man in Wisconsin, TV was forbidden. He reads the bible. Was shocked to know that Becca and I know more than the average blond with boobs about the Bible. It wasn't his trendy jeans or beautiful baby face or sexy diamond stud in his ear nor was it his hair that I couldn't help but think about pulling while fucking him...no it was his scent! I've always been turned on by a man that smells as good as he looks. "L" smelled clean. He smelled like Suntan lotion/coconut soap. It was the first thing that gave me NHO! I was turned on all 2 hours of our night together. It does not matter if it is a hot designer cologne such as Higher by DIOR or Black by Ralph Lauren or Gaultier in the blue bottle or the smell of soap on a man, his scent is a good indication that he takes care of himself. Good hygiene is sexy. Afterall we're all hanging out again on Monday and I haven't been this turned on by a guy in a long time. In case you're wondering, Becca is the one with the mad crush on this guy.
In other news Mom & Dad were in their hotel gym working out last week with one of mine & Dad's favorite actresses, Renee Zellwegger. When Dad was telling me how he was literally running beside her & he was utterly disgusted because he said that "she had no waist, was lucky to have weighed 80 lbs and was probably 4'11'' tall." He said that she was very unattractive in person and that she did not even have a nice body. He did say that she was a very nice young lady. Everyone knows that Mom never says anything harsh about the way that people look, but she had to have been ugly if Mom agreed with everything dad was saying!!! I remember once that E said that she always looked drunk!!! Thats still pretty funny and yet I do agree with him. While in New York City they took in two shows, 'Spamalot' with Hank Aziria and Lauren Kennedy, and Spelling Bee with 'the guy from Frasier'. Mom was interviewed to participate in the Spelling Bee show! They asked her what her occupation was --Banker-- and she said that she knew she lost when asked that! She forgot to mentione that she was teaching kickboxing. That would have won her debut on Broadway but silly mom forgot to mention her cool qualities :)
So while @ Mom & Dad's to water the plants (yes, I Iive a wild life) I saw the March issue of Washintonian Magazine on the dining room table. I'm a fan of the zine so I read it...I saw THE infamous shot of the 'Covert' Valerie Plame in her pajamas while a photographer was supposedly attempting to get a shot of the Bush Admin Skeptic, Joe Wison, her hubby. I read about the boring Alan Greenspan and his replacement and then I turned to '25 Beautiful People'. I see this very handsome guy, read his biography and he wants to be the next Tiger Woods. I keep reading and something is oddly familiar with this guy I read the name and it is, HOLY SHIT...It's NICK !!! Nick that sells pharmacuticals, Nick. It was Zac and Ryan's boy, Nick. Nick that is so sexy, Nick. Nick that I posted a blog about in September! It was the hot ass guy that got my juices flowing :) T--I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT HIM and everything that happened and DIDNT HAPPEN. THIS IS THE GUY!!! He was the number 1 hottest guy in DCVAMD. He is hot. Wherever you are and whomever you're fucking tonight, Congratulations Nick! I'm still a little jealous that I didn't make the cut!!! If you pick up the Washingtonian you will find Nick in there.
Tommorrow night is the Oscars. I can't wait. I'm cheering on Reese and Joaquin. Not a huge fan of Heath Ledger. Too gay for my taste.
All is good in my hood.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Boys Bras and Beers

G Money and I had a fight lastnight. I totally dismissed him and told him to take a hike. He told me he had falling in love with me!!! WHO KNEW?! After feeling like shit for being so mean to him I called him this morning to tell him I was sorry. We've agreed to be friends or atleast polite to each other. He's dating now so that should be healthy for him. It was going nowhere with us so it's for the best. Tonight I'm meeting up with Becca and the security guy for beersould be interesting to see how this goes. It's weird how my mind works because I was picking out my outfit that I intend on wearing and I was going for lots of cleavage and I'm wearing my 'whore' bra. It's a demi that my boobs just sit in and of course it's no IPEX but my boobs look and feel like they're in everyones face when I wear this bra. Thats why it's my 'whore' bra. Not that I'm gettind ho'ed out but I like feeling sexy even if i'm not hooking up with the guy. T--we have to chat, stat!!! Going to the doctor for a check up....wish me luck. * A

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Me. Boring. Me.

*Just had lunch with my brother. We watched Martha Stewart and decided to make her specialty. Call us gay. Chicken salad with apples, wasn't bad.
*I've got mad cooking skills. My parents came over on Monday night and I made spaghetti. My mom told me this morning as they were leaving for NYC that it was the best spaghetti she's had in a while. She knows that I'm obsessed with Martha and figured it was Martha's recipe. She's always on in my office too. I learn so much from her. I will be a domestic goddess.
*Mom & Dad left for NYC for a few days to take in some shows, do a little shopping and enjoy the city. I'm jealous. I couldn't go because work is keeping me busy. So what else is new?
*I haven't had time for anybody lately. I don't know what the fuck happened. I haven't been social since thursday. I'm in a funk. Sheesh...just dawned on me that it was because of Eric in Chicago. I listen to him and reflect on everything that he says and sometimes I take everything he says to heart and don't ask me why this affects me--I don't know why. Well he's fucked me up again. I have so many great guy friends who would love to fill in where Eric was, but for some fucked up reason I won't let anyone go there.
*I need to get laid. Just call me Anita Lei!!!