"You love me like a brother?! Ouch! That stung"--Kenny when discussing 'us'
"Should you wear pink on the RED carpet?" --"L" & I discussing my obsession with the Oscars and fashion.
"Amaya I'm really upset by this meeting of her. She didn't even have a waist. If she wasn't going to have a beautiful face she should have atleast had a good body. I'm not even sure if she has good acting skills anymore."
--Dad dissapointed after seeing and working out alongside Renee Zellwegger, his favorite actress.
"I will charter a jet and go after my girl"--Kenny on rescueing Emma in Puerto Rico
"I am sorry for making fun of your 'friend' Mark. He did afterall get you drunk, take you to a strip club, look down your shirt at your tits and you ended up with him in a hotel room." -Grant justifying why he made fun of Mark.
"Grant, it's going to take roses in Pink, White, Yellow... oh and Lavendar to make up for calling Mark a loser. And Godiva Passion fruit truffles and don't forget about the the Andre Chreky gift card and then I'll consider forgiving you, mm K?" --Becca milking Grant after he apologized for calling Mark a loser while going into Starbucks.
Me after leaving Starbucks and reflecting: "If Grant thinks that he is going to get you four dozen roses, passion fruit truffles and an Andre Chreky gift card--he's in for a rude awakening!"
Becca: "Don't mess this up for me, My!"
Kenny: "I don't like that guy, Maya" (talking about E in Chi town)
Amaya: "Kenny! You don't like any of my guy friends"!
Kenny: "This is true."
"Don't do it, baby" --T, on the phone chatting when I told him I missed E in Chi town.
Haven: "I'm meeting Joey for lunch"
Me: "Joey wants you to get it on with his swinging wife"
Haven: "Ewww!"
Me: Giggle, snicker, giggle
Haven: "Hey, if this is what it takes for me to lose my appetite, I'll call you everyday during my lunch hour!"
Brian Bradley: "Hey girl! What time are you getting off?
Me: "After my 6 pm meeting"
BB: "Mmm, Can I watch?"
Me: 'Huh'?
BB: "I want to watch you get off" haha
Me: "Not in this lifetime" after throwing my GolfStyles magazine at the perv
"Hello Gorgeous" 21 month old Kennedy when her mother told her I wanted to talk to her on the phone
"You've been eating Doritos, Sheesh! Thats not good"--Me to the Korean dry cleaning lady with bad breath
Random IM from Britney--BrokeAsses Ex she stalks me.
"I thought about you the other day and decided to read your blog page.. happened to come across that i was a lying cunt. LOL. hilarious. have a good one, gullible."
Me: I'm sure you think of me a lot. It's been 2 years I fucked him a thousand times. Get over me already. Michael must have told you that we're hanging out again!
"Little Mama, One Wish by Ray J is our song"--Grant being mushy
"Look at what you do to me! --Grant showing me his hard on, uh huh!
"Theres my girl" --Ryan when he answered his phone during Spring Training!
Me: "Everyone makes fun of poor Mark"
Becca: "Because they don't know him"
Me: "Perhaps they're all on to something, Steve, Kenny and now Grant can't all be wrong"
Becca: "They've never seen his body or his eyes"
Me: "True"
Cute Attorney: OK, if the platinum locks, tan skin and killer curves were not enough . . .the Playboy tat?!
Me: Getting Pissed!
Attorney: Some guys go for your kind of look I guess
Me: Stomping my feet
Attorney -- I am SOOOO one of those guys!
Me: Singing "I'm in love with a stripper"
Grandma: "Thats a dirty song"
Me: "I'm in love with a stripper"
Grandma: "I'm going to tell your father!"
Me: trying to catch air after laughing so hard "QUIT IT, You kill me"
Grandma: "I won't kill you, but your father will"
Me: After picking myself up off the dining room table "You can be my stripper" while running away from her and her dry dish towel.
Becca: "Isn't Charles handsome?"
Me: "Yeah, he is now that he's modern"
Becca: "What do you mean?"
Me: "The guy had hair that was growing from his ears and had big Sally Jesse Rapheal glasses, he was a dork!"
Becca & Me: In unison: Giggle, Giggle, haha haha, can't breathe and she rolls off the big bed falling 3 feet atleast, the ground onto my heels hitting her in the forehead!
Rick:"Who would you prefer, McDreamy or McSteamy?"
Me: "You-- McSexy"
Rick: "Okay, McHottie, I'm Sorry but he's not an option"
Rick and I obsessed with Grey's Anatomy so much that we've came up with our own names, he's 'McSexy' who has a lovely girlfriend and I am 'McHottie' who drools over him!.
