Becca & I had dinner with Security guy that we'll call "L" on Thursday.. It was a fun night until he locked his keys in his car. Of course more than one guy said that it was a ploy to stay with us! Haha. Not very smooth. After I said a quick prayer to God begging him not to let me have to let this guy stay the night, he was able to pop the locks with a metal wire that he slid through the cracks of a window. Pretty ghetto fabulous. On with it...
We met up with "L" at 8 o'clock. He was looking very GQ in his distressed jeans and Oatmeal Eddie Bauer sweater with a off color Oxford underneath and brown boots. His hair was the way I like it...messy and spikey. His face was freshly shaven and his eyes the color of cold saphires. His smile was very young and innocent. Becca described him as GAP boy. To me, he's better than that. He's got depth. He's got range. He lives in a loft on a river and Kayaks as often as possible. Does not watch tv, only reads. He reads because growing up as the son of a preacher man in Wisconsin, TV was forbidden. He reads the bible. Was shocked to know that Becca and I know more than the average blond with boobs about the Bible. It wasn't his trendy jeans or beautiful baby face or sexy diamond stud in his ear nor was it his hair that I couldn't help but think about pulling while fucking him...no it was his scent! I've always been turned on by a man that smells as good as he looks. "L" smelled clean. He smelled like Suntan lotion/coconut soap. It was the first thing that gave me NHO! I was turned on all 2 hours of our night together. It does not matter if it is a hot designer cologne such as Higher by DIOR or Black by Ralph Lauren or Gaultier in the blue bottle or the smell of soap on a man, his scent is a good indication that he takes care of himself. Good hygiene is sexy. Afterall we're all hanging out again on Monday and I haven't been this turned on by a guy in a long time. In case you're wondering, Becca is the one with the mad crush on this guy.
In other news Mom & Dad were in their hotel gym working out last week with one of mine & Dad's favorite actresses, Renee Zellwegger. When Dad was telling me how he was literally running beside her & he was utterly disgusted because he said that "she had no waist, was lucky to have weighed 80 lbs and was probably 4'11'' tall." He said that she was very unattractive in person and that she did not even have a nice body. He did say that she was a very nice young lady. Everyone knows that Mom never says anything harsh about the way that people look, but she had to have been ugly if Mom agreed with everything dad was saying!!! I remember once that E said that she always looked drunk!!! Thats still pretty funny and yet I do agree with him. While in New York City they took in two shows, 'Spamalot' with Hank Aziria and Lauren Kennedy, and Spelling Bee with 'the guy from Frasier'. Mom was interviewed to participate in the Spelling Bee show! They asked her what her occupation was --Banker-- and she said that she knew she lost when asked that! She forgot to mentione that she was teaching kickboxing. That would have won her debut on Broadway but silly mom forgot to mention her cool qualities :)
So while @ Mom & Dad's to water the plants (yes, I Iive a wild life) I saw the March issue of Washintonian Magazine on the dining room table. I'm a fan of the zine so I read it...I saw THE infamous shot of the 'Covert' Valerie Plame in her pajamas while a photographer was supposedly attempting to get a shot of the Bush Admin Skeptic, Joe Wison, her hubby. I read about the boring Alan Greenspan and his replacement and then I turned to '25 Beautiful People'. I see this very handsome guy, read his biography and he wants to be the next Tiger Woods. I keep reading and something is oddly familiar with this guy I read the name and it is, HOLY SHIT...It's NICK !!! Nick that sells pharmacuticals, Nick. It was Zac and Ryan's boy, Nick. Nick that is so sexy, Nick. Nick that I posted a blog about in September! It was the hot ass guy that got my juices flowing :) T--I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT HIM and everything that happened and DIDNT HAPPEN. THIS IS THE GUY!!! He was the number 1 hottest guy in DCVAMD. He is hot. Wherever you are and whomever you're fucking tonight, Congratulations Nick! I'm still a little jealous that I didn't make the cut!!! If you pick up the Washingtonian you will find Nick in there.
Tommorrow night is the Oscars. I can't wait. I'm cheering on Reese and Joaquin. Not a huge fan of Heath Ledger. Too gay for my taste.
All is good in my hood.
