:::Spring makes me smile:::

So I decided that I want my own personal in-ground swimming pool for this summer, instead of going to Grandmothers. There's too many people that are always working around her house and you just don't get privacy when you just want to swim with your summer fling/flavor of the month. My parents agreed that it would be nice so it's going to happen! We have to get building permits and junk first then it's on! So Shelley, you may be building a new house but I'll be able to fit your whole house in my swimming pool ;)

I spent my Saturday afternoon with Isaiah. We went shopping. He wanted new clothes and some cologne. He wanted Polo Black, which I love, but I told him it was a bit much for Third grade so he reluctantly went for the Clinique Happy for Men. Clinque Happy is a staple for me. It's delicious. Citrusy, Hawaaian flowers, it's great. Then we went on to Victoria's Secret where I bought some cute panties and bra's in spring pastel colors. I made the mistake of asking Isaiah did he think my light baby blue panties that tie together on the hip were cute! He said "I don't know, I'm a man." Of course I started laughing and he said "QUIT! I am the only man in here besides that other guy please don't embarass me!" I found it funny that he now calls himself a man at Nine years old. We went to Bebe and bought the cutest summer dress in Yellow!!!

We're going down to the house in Pine Island-Corolla NC for the entire Mother's Day weekend so I thought the Bebe dress would be cute with some Espredille's. I can not wait to frolick on the beach and sleep someplace unfamiliar. The question is whose going with me? Dr. Drew? He is moving to Phoenix in June and it could possibly be our last oppourtunity to see each other. Grant? He is a mothers boy, not sure if he'd leave her for a holiday. Kenny--TOTAL Mama's boy but would do anything I said. His new mission in life is to peel off my panties!!! Charles--He practically lives there already, flexible, handsome and fun. T--He's in LA, not likely to happen although it would be the best of fun! T & I agreed that if we lived together we'd have the best ever living situation--Sex whenever we wanted while we dated others, working out together, teaching each other new things like tantric sex!!! T & I agreed that we'll marry each other when I'm 30 and nobody else wants me!!!

Anyone like the '06 Acura TL? Dad says I should get one. Daddy knows best. I can't afford my 'Cedes anymore. I've never been in love with that car. He's likely to be history by the end of the week. He's like a bad boyfriend. Goodlooking exterior with a great reputation but too exspensive and on the inside isn't as great as everyone thinks. It's hard to part ways because everyone else likes him, but this is whats best for me. We're breaking up!

I have a date tonight with <3>

Poor little rich girl

On my way to Shelly's house...Shelly is the crazy chick who seriously tried ($425,000 attempt) to buy off a judge after getting her second DUI. The money didn't do shit for her. Her father owns a multimillion dollar company and tried pleading her case to a judge who didn't sympathize with her drunk ass and even said "I don't care if you're George Bush's daughter, you come in my court drinking and driving you're going to jail!" She went for 15 days :( So now she has a coke habit. She doesn't know that I know...she's always scared to tell me things because she's afraid that I'll think she's a crack head!!! She went on a $5,000 binge 2 weeks ago....she doesn't know I know though. She's so immature...she has tons of money in several different accounts that she asked me to buy her a 10 key adding machine and come balance her checkbooks!!!! So I'm going there now....then on to Isaiah's game where he will win again :)

Am I the only person that likes French Bread Pizza?

Holy Crap

Mother fucker. At $3.00 per Gallon my local gas station better have a hot gas attendant providing complimentary orgasms!

This is rediculous! I'm seriously considering selling my car and getting a bike. Fuck that shit.......for what i'm paying for gas I could get a Rickshaw and buy a mid-sized Asian family to drag me around.

Venting

Is it just me......or are there others of you out there who find Teri Hatcher's doughy-eyed life ruining character "Susan Mayers" Nails-on-the-chalkboard intolerable? Everytime this bitch gets screen time a little part of me dies.

Reasons Why I HATE Susan Mayers

-She burned down Edie Britt's house

-She had her daughter (a minor) break into her neighbor's house (a crime) to retrieve evidence that proved she burned down Edie Britt's house.

-She turns her back on Zack Young(only son of her dead friend Mary-Alice), and sends him into a further psychotic tail-spin by preventing him from seeing her daughter Julie, his one anchor to sanity.

-She asks Edie Britt's permission to go out with one of the contractors she's seeing (because Edie had been seeing him first) and when Edie appreciates her checking first and asks her to please not go out with him, she goes out with him ANYWAY. YOU STUPID BITCH OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

-She sleeps with her ex-husband Carl (Who has been seeing Edie for several months) while he and Edie are on a break.

-She's a proven HORRIBLE parent and should be sterilized.

-She CONSTANTLY meddles, be it when she finds out that Gabby is having an affair with her gardener (WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS BITCH), when she stumbles upon a gun and money in mike's house (STOP SNOOPING YOU HEINEOUS BITCH), when she breaks into Paul Young's house for god knows what (WHEN WILL YOU LEARN)

I just abhore her. I know she's a fictional anorexic character but I think If I saw the waifish Teri Hatcher on the street I'd have to hit her for bringing such an annoying, reprehensible, irreversibly EVIL character to life with such ease. And besides she's dating Ryan Seacrest!

Where is your blog??

EVERYONE NEEDS A DAMN BLOG!

CREATE. WRITE. SEND ME THE LINK.

STAT!



Amaya

I'm not dead, just floating!

I had great weekend aside from the Strep. Emma's birthday party was Sunday and everyone had a great time. I even wanted the Pink Barbie Jeep that she got. The pink laptop wasn't bad either! Dad is doing well!

We went to Isaiah's game tonight. His team won Nine to Seven. Becca is a typical mother, getting angry, tense and taking his games way too seriously. He is getting better and better with every game. He was named SPORTSMAN of the YEAR last year. It was decided by his TBall league. His coach, last year, even said that Isaiah took criticism like a pro, followed directions, never complained and played smart with his heart in every game. I don't see this year being any different. My dad is so proud of him. My dad loves baseball. He doesn't like missing Isaiah's game. Chandler is doing fantastic too. He doesn't like the fact that girls are on his team. Tonight he even told me that his team sucks, but he likes to play because he's the best!

A few of my new favorite things:
*Bare Bronze Eye Palette from Victoria's Secret
*Nars blush in Orgasm
*Pink's latest CD--Cant stop listening to ALL of it, "I'm Not Dead"
*Long Bermuda shorts
*My 'LongChamp' bag that Mom's friend bought me back from Paris
*Taylor Hicks
*My Mont Blanc ink pen from Kenny
*All of my birthday cards and gifts from friends and family

Goodnight!

My fix

It's like you're a drug. It's like you're a demon I can't face down. It's like I'm stuck. It's like I'm running from you all the time. And I know I let you have all the power. It's like the only company I seek is misery all around. It's like you're a leech sucking the life from me. It's like I can't breath without you inside of me. And I know I let you have all the power, and I realize I'm never going to quit you over time. I can't see anything. Nothing but you. I'm addicted to you. It's like I can't think without you're interupting me, in my thoughts, my dreams you've taken over me. It's like I'm not me...It's like I'm lost, it's like I'm giving up slowly, it's like a ghost thats haunting me, leave me alone. And I know these voices in my head are mine alone. I know I'll never change my ways if I don't give you up now. I'm hooked on you,the fix I can't take it, Just one more hit....

Happy Birthday to Me!!!

Yesterday was my 27th birthday, I celebrated it by having dinner with my family and drinks with my friends afterwards. It was a pleasant evening until I realized I'm the only girl in my small circle of friends that doesn't just sleep with men for the sake of getting laid. You all know that I'm not that predictable. Some hot 28 year old Greek guy named Will who can't make a cosmo to save his ass is not someone I'm going to give my second virginity too!!! His beautiful chessnut eyes nor his chiseled jawbones were not enough to make me say 'Mmm'.

Easter was great! Emma, Kennedy, Elijah were in their Sunday best hunting for Easter eggs today. They were soooooooo cute. We all had a great time. The weather was fantastic!

Next Sunday is Emma's 3rd birthday. She's having an afternoon Tea Party with all of her friends and even a few from daycare over to her house. The damsels are to bring their favorite doll or stuffed animal along with them. It's going to be so much fun! It's basically another excuse for me to go shopping this week.

Dad has been feeling well. I keep praying. I want to keep him forever. He's my dad.
He has another doctors appt Thursday.

It was a beautiful weekend. I had a wonderful birthday. Grant, Steve, Kenny, Andrew, Ryan, Michael, T, Kellie, Julia, Brandi--Thank you all for the calls--You all made my day :)

Just An Update

* Dad is home
* Dad is doing well

Thanks to everyone for the prayers, well wishes and positive energy you all sent our way!!! Keep 'em coming!!!

---A

Blah Blah Blah

It's raining a lot.
I miss work.
Dad is not well.
Chandler is not a baseball man.
I've been shopping for a cute handbag and I can't find anything.
I need a vacation, stat.
Vegas it is.
Steve called, he's happy.
E has formed a habit.
I've been ignoring a lot of people.
Reece is living in PA now with Renee's family.
Gigi completed her last treatment.
My doctor says I'm bitter.

Sooo

Dad has not been well. Today after being home from the hospital he said he felt better. And I feel better when I'm around him.

I'm exhausted. My body is weak and I'm mentally drained.

Thank God for good doctors, comfortable beds, hot tea and pajamas. It's past my bedtime and I need sleep

Oh and I love Daylight Saving Time!!! That means summer is right around the corner.

Countdown until Birthday #27--Vegas or LA or South Beach...the jury is still out. What would YOU do?

Dear Daddy

Dad,

Spending time with you this week has been awesome. I love you!!!




Amaya

It's Thursday Already!!!

Isaiah has a game tonight :) He's back to playing baseball! I'm so excited. Chandler is playing this year too!!! I never would have imagined that I'd say CHANDLER IS PLAYING T BALL TONIGHT. He sure fooled his doctors.

I have dance class and then I'm going to Isaiah's game. Anthony and Kellie were coming over for dinner, it's his birthday but I had to reschedule because the boys are playing ball tonight! So Sunday night it's dinner @ Amaya's.

I'm in a great mood...I think it's because the sun is shining and it feels a lot like spring :) I love days like this.

Talked to dad earlier, he's feeling great. So everyone that is praying, don't stop!!!

My Kenny

Happy Birthday!!!

I can't believe you're metamorphasizing into the strong man that I've come to love! And here you are turning 24!

We met while you and were in DC right out of school. I remember the Britney concert and how much you loved, fantasized about her. I remember how you hooked up with another chic that night. Remember how I pretended to not be jealous?! I told you that your girlfriend had a fat face so we nicknamed her 'fat face' and the name stuck! She went off to help Kerry lose the presidency and gained tons of weight and got a horrible hair cut when she came back and from there she was not cool to us!!! Ahhh....we're bad!

Remember the nights of pampering? I needed a getaway you sent Isaiah and I out of town and we got whatever we wanted and put it on your tab!! $10 bottled water and exspensive desserts!

I remember the NOBODYS PERFECT book that you gave me by the girls from The Batchelor that I was obsessed with at the time. I still have every handwritten letter from you along with every gift you've ever given me.

Remember how you helped me in May? Remember how my heart just jaded and my world crashed? But you were there and you lifted my pain. Whenever I cried, you cried. You would tell me "You got to stop crying, you're breaking my heart" I'll never forget how awesome you were then and are now.

Remember the time I told your mother that you and I were engaged? Remember how she almost had a coronary?!

Remember the time Lisa saved your life?! You thought you were dying but she convinced you otherwise!!!

I remember all the times that you were there for me when dad was sick or something traumatic went down.

Do you know how much Isaiah Chandler Emma Kennedy and I love you???

Remember that time you asked "How do I impress you Amaya" and I said "You don't"...I lied!!!

I hope you have the best birthday ever. I want you to know that I am so proud of you. I'm so happy that you're going to be a millionaire by the time you're 30!!! I love you Kenny. Know that.

Happy Birthday :)

P.S. I love your baby face!!!

Everchanging Uncertainties

Basically my life has been turned upside down. Haven & Mom were told to start planning my dad's funerel. His doctors do not expect him to live much longer. We were given that news on Friday. As you can imagine we're all really shocked and distraught. At 58 he also has early signs of Alzheimers Disease. Probable cause is his medicines. I've been crying everyday since then and I've made a couple of life altering decisions already...such as moving back home to Mclean. And leaving my position. Everyone knows just how much I love my job...but you also know that I'm a daddy's girl and he's my everything. I can't even imagine my life without my dad. How could I ever imagine life without his wink and his hugs and his nightly phone calls. I refuse to deal with this bullshit right now. So we're all planning our vacation!

Summer is coming early for us this year :) I can't wait. I can't wait to spend time with dad...I can't wait to be on the tennis court with him again. He's amazing. He's great. He's my rock. And he's my glue.

I haven't had time for much lately. I'm always tired and always moody. I've only found one fix and it has kept me from crying for 2 entire hours and it really did calm me. Just like before. As always. Some things never change. Did I really expect anything less though. "IT" always was soothing, comforting and there. The best I ever had. Or never had...

My Dream fucks

These are the men I want to fuck...in no particular order :)


1)Patrick Dempsey from Grey's
2)T.R. Knight from Grey's
3)Mathew McCaunghey
4)Anderson Cooper
5)Simon Cowell
6)Maurice Bernard from General Hospital
7)Billy Currington
8)Christ Doughtery from American Idol
9)Terry Moran
10)Enrique Iglesias with the mole

I got sunshine!

We are having the best weather ever! 82 degrees feels like summer to me. I made Emma breakfast and then we went to Kennedy's for a playdate. The girls played on Kennedy's swing and jungle gym while Lisa and I washed our cars in shorts and tee shirts, flip flops and sunglasses. I figured a bikini would be too much!!! The girls ate lunch together, Uncrustables with grape jelly and Apple Juice. Then it was time to part ways...As always they scream bloody murder and kick you while the neighbors look at you as if you're kidnapping the kid! It was long until we were in the car on our way home that Emma fell right off to dreamland! The silence was amazing.

My workout this am was awesome. I feel soo much better when I work out. With Spring around the corner I my workouts will be more frequent! I love this flip flop weather. I thrive in it.

I've been sooo tired lately. Last night I even went to bed without watching Grey's Anatomy.

Saturday night we saw 'Failure to Launch' and it's the cutest movie. I loved it. Mathew McCaunhey (Sp) was sexy as ever and Sarah Jessica Parker was just as cute. The movie was good...very predictable but nothing compares to seeing Terry Bradshaw's big white ass flash across the screen. I should mention that the drunk depressed roomate of Paula (SJP) was very funny. She wasn't pretty with her 80's bangs and 80's hoop earrings but she was hilarious! Everyone should see it.

Thursday

I am soooooooooooooooooo exhausted! I stayed up late last night and had a wonderful conversation with an Old friend :)

Woke up at 8 after getting about 6 hours of sleep to Emma telling me to wake up!
We played, ate breakfast, then went to my brother's house. We got there and it was such a nice day here that we went to the park. Emma rode her bike while my brother and I walked behind her. She's sooooooo cute. She was singing and riding her bike the entire time and would even stop along the route to pick up a few rocks to put in her basket. How cute, eh?!

American Idol is coming on in a few...going to watch that and cheer on Chris, Ace & the crazy guy that has the bad twitch--Taylor!

Isaiah, Chan & I are going to pick out Kites tommorrow. The boys are obsessed with anything that flys. My only question is...where do I buy a kite??? Dicks sporting goods?

My 10 year reunion is going to be held in July. I'm helping to put it together since I'm probably the only person that still lives in VA!!! I can't wait though. I feel like I have to train for the Olympics!!! That reminds me...I do need a date to that too. Any takers???

Dance class with Santos tommmorrow. Soooooooooo excited!!

Quotes of the Week

"You love me like a brother?! Ouch! That stung"--Kenny when discussing 'us'

"Should you wear pink on the RED carpet?" --"L" & I discussing my obsession with the Oscars and fashion.

"Amaya I'm really upset by this meeting of her. She didn't even have a waist. If she wasn't going to have a beautiful face she should have atleast had a good body. I'm not even sure if she has good acting skills anymore."
--Dad dissapointed after seeing and working out alongside Renee Zellwegger, his favorite actress.

"I will charter a jet and go after my girl"--Kenny on rescueing Emma in Puerto Rico

"I am sorry for making fun of your 'friend' Mark. He did afterall get you drunk, take you to a strip club, look down your shirt at your tits and you ended up with him in a hotel room." -Grant justifying why he made fun of Mark.

"Grant, it's going to take roses in Pink, White, Yellow... oh and Lavendar to make up for calling Mark a loser. And Godiva Passion fruit truffles and don't forget about the the Andre Chreky gift card and then I'll consider forgiving you, mm K?" --Becca milking Grant after he apologized for calling Mark a loser while going into Starbucks.

Me after leaving Starbucks and reflecting: "If Grant thinks that he is going to get you four dozen roses, passion fruit truffles and an Andre Chreky gift card--he's in for a rude awakening!"
Becca: "Don't mess this up for me, My!"

Kenny: "I don't like that guy, Maya" (talking about E in Chi town)
Amaya: "Kenny! You don't like any of my guy friends"!
Kenny: "This is true."

"Don't do it, baby" --T, on the phone chatting when I told him I missed E in Chi town.

Haven: "I'm meeting Joey for lunch"
Me: "Joey wants you to get it on with his swinging wife"
Haven: "Ewww!"
Me: Giggle, snicker, giggle
Haven: "Hey, if this is what it takes for me to lose my appetite, I'll call you everyday during my lunch hour!"

Brian Bradley: "Hey girl! What time are you getting off?
Me: "After my 6 pm meeting"
BB: "Mmm, Can I watch?"
Me: 'Huh'?
BB: "I want to watch you get off" haha
Me: "Not in this lifetime" after throwing my GolfStyles magazine at the perv

"Hello Gorgeous" 21 month old Kennedy when her mother told her I wanted to talk to her on the phone

"You've been eating Doritos, Sheesh! Thats not good"--Me to the Korean dry cleaning lady with bad breath

Random IM from Britney--BrokeAsses Ex she stalks me.
"I thought about you the other day and decided to read your blog page.. happened to come across that i was a lying cunt. LOL. hilarious. have a good one, gullible."
Me: I'm sure you think of me a lot. It's been 2 years I fucked him a thousand times. Get over me already. Michael must have told you that we're hanging out again!

"Little Mama, One Wish by Ray J is our song"--Grant being mushy
"Look at what you do to me! --Grant showing me his hard on, uh huh!

"Theres my girl" --Ryan when he answered his phone during Spring Training!

Me: "Everyone makes fun of poor Mark"
Becca: "Because they don't know him"
Me: "Perhaps they're all on to something, Steve, Kenny and now Grant can't all be wrong"
Becca: "They've never seen his body or his eyes"
Me: "True"

Cute Attorney: OK, if the platinum locks, tan skin and killer curves were not enough . . .the Playboy tat?!
Me: Getting Pissed!
Attorney: Some guys go for your kind of look I guess
Me: Stomping my feet
Attorney -- I am SOOOO one of those guys!

Me: Singing "I'm in love with a stripper"
Grandma: "Thats a dirty song"
Me: "I'm in love with a stripper"
Grandma: "I'm going to tell your father!"
Me: trying to catch air after laughing so hard "QUIT IT, You kill me"
Grandma: "I won't kill you, but your father will"
Me: After picking myself up off the dining room table "You can be my stripper" while running away from her and her dry dish towel.

Becca: "Isn't Charles handsome?"
Me: "Yeah, he is now that he's modern"
Becca: "What do you mean?"
Me: "The guy had hair that was growing from his ears and had big Sally Jesse Rapheal glasses, he was a dork!"
Becca & Me: In unison: Giggle, Giggle, haha haha, can't breathe and she rolls off the big bed falling 3 feet atleast, the ground onto my heels hitting her in the forehead!


Rick:"Who would you prefer, McDreamy or McSteamy?"
Me: "You-- McSexy"
Rick: "Okay, McHottie, I'm Sorry but he's not an option"
Rick and I obsessed with Grey's Anatomy so much that we've came up with our own names, he's 'McSexy' who has a lovely girlfriend and I am 'McHottie' who drools over him!.

I'm a high roller!

Becca & I had dinner with Security guy that we'll call "L" on Thursday.. It was a fun night until he locked his keys in his car. Of course more than one guy said that it was a ploy to stay with us! Haha. Not very smooth. After I said a quick prayer to God begging him not to let me have to let this guy stay the night, he was able to pop the locks with a metal wire that he slid through the cracks of a window. Pretty ghetto fabulous. On with it...
We met up with "L" at 8 o'clock. He was looking very GQ in his distressed jeans and Oatmeal Eddie Bauer sweater with a off color Oxford underneath and brown boots. His hair was the way I like it...messy and spikey. His face was freshly shaven and his eyes the color of cold saphires. His smile was very young and innocent. Becca described him as GAP boy. To me, he's better than that. He's got depth. He's got range. He lives in a loft on a river and Kayaks as often as possible. Does not watch tv, only reads. He reads because growing up as the son of a preacher man in Wisconsin, TV was forbidden. He reads the bible. Was shocked to know that Becca and I know more than the average blond with boobs about the Bible. It wasn't his trendy jeans or beautiful baby face or sexy diamond stud in his ear nor was it his hair that I couldn't help but think about pulling while fucking him...no it was his scent! I've always been turned on by a man that smells as good as he looks. "L" smelled clean. He smelled like Suntan lotion/coconut soap. It was the first thing that gave me NHO! I was turned on all 2 hours of our night together. It does not matter if it is a hot designer cologne such as Higher by DIOR or Black by Ralph Lauren or Gaultier in the blue bottle or the smell of soap on a man, his scent is a good indication that he takes care of himself. Good hygiene is sexy. Afterall we're all hanging out again on Monday and I haven't been this turned on by a guy in a long time. In case you're wondering, Becca is the one with the mad crush on this guy.
In other news Mom & Dad were in their hotel gym working out last week with one of mine & Dad's favorite actresses, Renee Zellwegger. When Dad was telling me how he was literally running beside her & he was utterly disgusted because he said that "she had no waist, was lucky to have weighed 80 lbs and was probably 4'11'' tall." He said that she was very unattractive in person and that she did not even have a nice body. He did say that she was a very nice young lady. Everyone knows that Mom never says anything harsh about the way that people look, but she had to have been ugly if Mom agreed with everything dad was saying!!! I remember once that E said that she always looked drunk!!! Thats still pretty funny and yet I do agree with him. While in New York City they took in two shows, 'Spamalot' with Hank Aziria and Lauren Kennedy, and Spelling Bee with 'the guy from Frasier'. Mom was interviewed to participate in the Spelling Bee show! They asked her what her occupation was --Banker-- and she said that she knew she lost when asked that! She forgot to mentione that she was teaching kickboxing. That would have won her debut on Broadway but silly mom forgot to mention her cool qualities :)
So while @ Mom & Dad's to water the plants (yes, I Iive a wild life) I saw the March issue of Washintonian Magazine on the dining room table. I'm a fan of the zine so I read it...I saw THE infamous shot of the 'Covert' Valerie Plame in her pajamas while a photographer was supposedly attempting to get a shot of the Bush Admin Skeptic, Joe Wison, her hubby. I read about the boring Alan Greenspan and his replacement and then I turned to '25 Beautiful People'. I see this very handsome guy, read his biography and he wants to be the next Tiger Woods. I keep reading and something is oddly familiar with this guy I read the name and it is, HOLY SHIT...It's NICK !!! Nick that sells pharmacuticals, Nick. It was Zac and Ryan's boy, Nick. Nick that is so sexy, Nick. Nick that I posted a blog about in September! It was the hot ass guy that got my juices flowing :) T--I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT HIM and everything that happened and DIDNT HAPPEN. THIS IS THE GUY!!! He was the number 1 hottest guy in DCVAMD. He is hot. Wherever you are and whomever you're fucking tonight, Congratulations Nick! I'm still a little jealous that I didn't make the cut!!! If you pick up the Washingtonian you will find Nick in there.
Tommorrow night is the Oscars. I can't wait. I'm cheering on Reese and Joaquin. Not a huge fan of Heath Ledger. Too gay for my taste.
All is good in my hood.