Because I'm such a nice chic and sometimes I talk to Married Mike I allowed him to email me pictures of his kid. ONCE. He won't stop. Not only is it taking up valuable space in my hotmail account but the kid is no Reece. BY ANY MEANS!!! To put it nicely, the kid is not cute! Most people would think that I was jealous and I was being mean, but judge for yourself! Check out the funky nose on that kid! Those lips are pretty crazy too! I'm sure he's sweet, but cute...he's got nothing. Poor kid.
This is the email I wrote to Michael:
Dear Married Asian Man with the funky lipped baby with Cha-Cha,
I'm sure you find your offspring adoreable, however most of us with the latest Anne Klein eyewear don't! Stop torturing me with the pictures. One was too many.
Best Wishes to you and your munchkins,
The Always Beautiful,
Amaya W.
Okay--so I didn't send it, I wanted to! I just said thats enough of the pics. I have 17 now of this thing. What to do with them....Delete... Disk Cleanup....Reboot. Done!
I'm eating a ton of icecream and loving it. It makes me feel better.
Does anyone love me? Why don't you ever email me then????
Love,
Amaya
