I Want to Be Bad

After about a week of feeling like Trish...I mean TRASH, I've decided that I have to get out of this house and have some fun with the girls. I'm hoping its not a bad idea because just yesterday I felt like I was on my death bed...I guess we'll see! And I'm horny, godblessit! I'm a few hours away from humping the furniture!!! Oh and Anderson Cooper from CNN with those baby blue eyes needs to let me sex him. I should take a nap and get ready to go out for a bit. I want to be bad! No....I want to be good. Well, reasonably good and well accessorized!!! The last time I went out, I didn't get carded...Mother fucker! I ex foliate, moisturize and have an at-home micro-derm abrasion kit. I could easily pass for a senior in high school. How dare you assume i'm old enough to buy alcohol. How DARE YOU! Oh and Just the other night I was thinking to myself "Whatever happened to P!nk?", and next day I caught her new video "Stupid Girls". There comes a point where an artist in an attempt to be satirical fails miserably and instead reaches new levels of hypocrisy. (Jewel and Eminem come immediately to mind). While lyrically brilliant , it's video jabs at the likes of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson detract from the overall message of the song. In fact, their very presence (albeit in unflattering parodies), are proof that as long as there's people in this world who give them attention (negative or otherwise), they're not going to go away anytime soon. It took a catchy girl power anthem and turned it into a dumb blonde hate-fest. I have to say tho, Kudos for Pink on actually getting a 50 cent cameo. How the hell did you manage to get 50 cent but not Paris Hilton? "A video making fun of me? That's Hot!"