How To Install A Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Work Boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition. Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bull's -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it,but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
