Michelle had a crazy, wild, party tonight. I left early. I wasn't feeling it. It's hard to really have a great time when you're in a lot of pain. I did make a cameo and I was pleasant to everyone. I actually did the Southern Girl rendetion of "My Humps" and of course we all had fun with my lumps :)
Michelle, the crazy drunk slut that she is known to be, slapped my ass--My ass is broke!!! She totally forgot and felt horrible about it. Uhm....I had to hold back the tears!!! Talk about pain. Sheesh.
Michelle, thanks for the party, the Diet Mt Dew and the Kareoke. Thanks for doing your charity.
Goodnight!
