This May Help You Get More @ss!

STUPID THINGS THAT MEN DO:

1. Being a whiny, clingy bitch - No, it doesn’t make you a “nice guy that never gets the girl” it makes you a needy, pathetic person. Everyone needs some personal space, you don’t have to call 15 times a day, take it down a notch or 7.

2. Being jealous - Of all the traits, this one is the absolute fucking worst, it is insecurity at it’s ugliest. It’s human nature to be attracted to other people, get over it. If you are a real man, you don’t need to worry about your girl leaving you. Trying to fight every guy in the bar that says hi to your girl makes you a douchebag, not a hero.

3. Being a slob – Guess what fellas, bringing a girl home to your roach infested apartment, your fridge with nothing but Milwaukee’s Best, smelling like your pet dog and your Scarface poster on the wall isn’t the way to impress a lady. Believe it or not, having to sweep cheet-os off your bed is a huge turn off.

4. Having no style – You don’t need to drop $800 at the Armani Exchange to look good. Unless you’re a college freshman, lose the fucking ball cap, flip flops and “I love lesbians” t-shirt. Groom yourself, take care of your skin, your nails and pluck the goddamn unibrow. Under NO circumstances should you wear a cheesy gold necklace on the outside of your shirt..Vinnie.

5. Bragging – Ugh, if you are the shit, people will figure it out on their own, you don’t need to constantly tell them why you are the shit. If you need to remind people why you are cool…you aren’t.



Take Notes Fellas!!!