1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . is a perfect size.
2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . . can be all consuming if I let it. (The 38 unanswered emails in my inbox are my proof).
3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving alone. . . I sound a little less off tune and a lot more like Pink! Haha!
4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . . a new winter coat in snow white.
5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost. . . the urge to “look cool” in the winter and wear hip, thin coats. I do not care if I look like a marshmallow or the Michelin Man, or the Michelin Man after he ate the worlds biggest marshmallow, vanity is out the window for the next few months. I shall not be satisfied until I feel as though the inferno of Hell is wrapped around me. (Seriously though, coat suggestions?)
6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . I fall out of the loop with friends.
7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . a) I’m going to want you to be drunk with me- no matter the cost, b) tequila shots must be consumed c) I will want to listen to “Pony” on repeat and d) if you aren’t at the party? I’m going to want to call you. To tell you that I love you, that I drank tequila and that you should listen to me sing all the words of “Pony”
8. I’ve come to realize that money. . . isn’t so darn stressful when you’re receiving a regular paycheck. .
9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . will disappoint you for being exactly the person you thought they were.
10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . Be a daddy’s girl. Will never forget him and will always miss him.
11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . A) are some of the greatest people I know. B) Are horrible gift givers.
12. I’ve come to realize that my mommy…..Is one of the strongest women I know. She’s also the smartest.
13. I’ve come to realize that cell phones. . . are essential. The end.
14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . I was excited to go to work. I also realized how lucky that makes me.
15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . . I should have spent more time taking off my mascara. This morning I looked like Courtney Love on a bender!
16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . . I wish it were snowing here.
17. I’ve come to realize that my daddy…was the greatest gift ever given to me. He is still with me. He’s the perfect man. I want one just like him.
18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . I turn into a stage 5 stalker who gets inappropriately angry when she can’t see the photos of people she’s not friends with!
19. I’ve come to realize that today. . . was better than yesterday. I’m feeling healthier.
20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . I shouldn’t have been so hard on Haven.
21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . is my half day! Hooray! This means I teach only in the mornings, get paid for only being in the mornings but end up staying there all day to get all my work done! Hooray! On the plus side, at least when I’m beating the hell out of the photocopier and cursing it’s stubborn, electronic existence, I can do it without worrying about being late for class.
22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . do something different with my hair, buy a new dining room table, and complete daddy’s shrine.
23. I’ve come to realize that some people… will always know how to make me swoon!
24. I’ve come to realize that life. . . (I hate this question so I’m not answering it. Seriously, I can answer all these other ones but this one reminds me of Forrest Gump.
25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . is going to be nine thousand different shades of awesome! J/k! It’s one of my best buds birthdays and she’s rented a skating ring, complete with bartender. It’s an 8o’s retro theme. I’m sure the girls will get ridiculusy drunk.
26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . The Little Mermaid soundtrack. I dare you not crack a smile singing Sebastian’s part in “Kiss the Girl”.
27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . are awesome. Further proof needed? See # 25
28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . . has been one for the record books.
29. I’ve come to realize that my ex(s). . . and the memories of the things they did will forever make me giggle.
30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . share some of the ex stories, but I’m always afraid people might be reading this…
31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . . Good people with good hearts.
32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .Rush Limbaugh.
33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . explains so much of my present.
34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . . are better when costumed. Or there’s tequila. OR THERE’S TEQUILA AND COSTUMES.
35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of a middle aged stalker who is threatened by me because her boyfriend told her he wanted me. The psychosis doesn’t allow her to understand that don’t want him.
36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is far too amazing and complex to answer in one sentence. (hello perfect cop-out answer, nice to meet you. I’m your lazy friend Amaya)